This week's Topic is Spider. If anyone has any objections to this topic, please go to the Poetry Topic Objections post.
Poems can be as long and short as you want them to be. This is not a contest, it's just for fun and to show off our own poetry.
Itsy Bitsy Spider Is Effected By The (Economic) Climate
Itsy Bitsy spider went up the water spout
The government taxes the rain and wipes the spider out
Out came the sun and gives him malignant neoplasm of the skin
And the Itsy Bitsy spider files bankrupts due to medical bills and gets his spout re-possessed